Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago
midnightstep:

best-of-imgur:

When I try to do enough damage to a pokemon to capture it, but it instead I kill ithttp://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

IM LAUGHING SO HARD TO THIS XD

midnightstep:

best-of-imgur:

When I try to do enough damage to a pokemon to capture it, but it instead I kill it
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

IM LAUGHING SO HARD TO THIS XD

Posted 5 hours ago
lord-kitschener:


halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

(Source: blazepress.com)

Posted 5 hours ago

m0od:

kisa-me:

i think ive watched enough anime to know how to fight

image

(Source: spookykisame)

Posted 6 hours ago

preschtale:

logicgoeshere:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

basiumis:

datjukebird:

condensation

Condensation

cream

The best are the shirts with sayings:

PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBAR
MOTHERFUCKER

(Source: makemelaughblog)

Posted 6 hours ago

breastforce:

the origin of Ouija boards is funny if you think about it, like they’re part of another country’s (China) ancient history that was practiced until one emperor decided, “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old businessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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Posted 6 hours ago
  1. waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  2. waitress: sir please stop cyring
Posted 6 hours ago
sqott:

when your girlfriend has ebola but you still wanna get freaky

sqott:

when your girlfriend has ebola but you still wanna get freaky

(Source: bodrios)

Posted 6 hours ago

das-flavor-pups:

Ben DeFidele, you got some serious problems, Brah.

Posted 6 hours ago
fishtybuns:

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years


the cop’s like okay hold the fuck up

fishtybuns:

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

the cop’s like okay hold the fuck up

(Source: 4gifs)

Posted 9 hours ago

nicevagina:

When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door. 

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Posted 9 hours ago

magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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Posted 9 hours ago

territorialcreep:

your phone is captain America

(Source: multifandom-madnesss)

Posted 19 hours ago
Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers (non-negotiable) (positivity is cool)
umbrageghost asked
  1. I like my hurr
  2. I like my stuff…
  3. I like me
  4. I just kinda love me
  5. I’m pretty awesome….
Posted 1 day ago

umbrageghost:

autyn56:

umbrageghost:

Do you know how many teens come into HotTopic and get really excited about the Ouija board stuff then talk about how they are going to get one and try it out.

Please don’t. Teens don’t do it.
Your parents did not raise you to summon the demons of hell to their home.

You are all going to be cursed.
Don’t touch me get out.

Ouija boards can be a useful tool to communicate with wheelchair bound mutes who can only ring a bell

Note pads can also be used. And not summon demons

for some reason this started a thought train that led to Demons being summoned from Ouija boards to teach english class…