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shouldnt:

(p+l)(a+n) = pa+pn+la+ln

I just foiled your plan

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  1. Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
  2. My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.
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shesthenewmayor:

He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.
Make John Green find the thing.

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jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret


im lit as fuck rn

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"Did you really beat Dad at Scrabble?"

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olicity: a summary.

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meatbicyclevevo:

sports? haha more like

image

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popmychieri:

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

Posted 4 hours ago
lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

reblogging because power rangers

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

reblogging because power rangers

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