Posted 44 minutes ago

If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.

(Source: brownnipplebraggadocio)

Posted 45 minutes ago

steffalopod:

in elementary school john lennon had a homework that asked “what do you want two be when you grow up” and he replied “happy”. the teacher say “you donot understand the assignment” and jjohn lennon said “u dont understand LIFE”. that teacher was albert einstein. reblog if you love god

(Source: vayena)

Posted 46 minutes ago

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

  1. Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
  2. Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
  3. Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
  4. Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
  5. Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
  6. Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
  7. Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
Posted 46 minutes ago

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

The thing that sucks about mental illness is that if you aren’t depressed enough, suicidal enough, bad enough, nobody cares. Nobody cares until you reach their standard, and that standard is when your problem is bad enough to effect them

The amount of people who can relate to this makes me equally incredibly sad and immensely angry

Posted 46 minutes ago

wordstootrue:

The real friend zone is valuing your friend ship so much you can’t risk losing it over sex

Posted 9 hours ago

mrs-westside:

Oh mY goD episode 6 is gonna be an AU episode that will ask “what if Castle and Beckett had never met?”

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*SCREAMS INTERNALLY*

Posted 1 day ago
Where are you from
Anonymous asked

North east Ohio, in the United States. Lived in Florida for a year or so when I was young, but I don’t remember it at all. Spent most of my life in Ohio.

How about my followers, where you guys from?

Posted 2 days ago

misscrayfish313:

magicaltypeyoswin:

kingcroacus:

fingers are weird??? like…… our arms just split into other smaller arms…………. ok

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whAT THE HELL DID YOU DO

Posted 2 days ago

This is important

Posted 2 days ago

cookiesincoffeecans:

theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

WHAT

(Source: vinegod)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago
spoktrop:

watchtheskytonight:

This was just cool all by itself…but keep watching

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

spoktrop:

watchtheskytonight:

This was just cool all by itself…but keep watching

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

Posted 2 days ago
umbrageghost:

Bought a new lip ring. It’s the first time I actually put in a rig rather then a bar. Tis weird. I’m hyper. Way too much espresso. Can’t calm down. Send help.

umbrageghost:

Bought a new lip ring. It’s the first time I actually put in a rig rather then a bar. Tis weird. I’m hyper. Way too much espresso. Can’t calm down. Send help.

Posted 2 days ago

dogpuppy:

akitooo:

coooooooooooooulson:

videohall:

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

are you fuckingkidding me

hahahahalmao

He could have had like gallons of cocaine in the back like damn Jesus saves

Posted 2 days ago

waywardsonapocalypse:

godstiels-fallen-dragon:

familyfriendlyporno:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU

you soggy lamp