Posted 3 hours ago

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

Posted 3 hours ago

neilnevins:

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater

Posted 16 hours ago

some-awkward-loser:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

dirtyalec:

maahamburger:

i just want boys to say cute things to me 

suck my dick

Cute Things

suck my dick in the rain

(Source: maahammy)

Posted 22 hours ago

majortwink:

in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does

Posted 23 hours ago

tobaccoes:

sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.

Posted 1 day ago

when someone doesn’t reply to a message you were afraid or excited to send, it’s nerve wrecking.

Posted 1 day ago

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te)

Posted 1 day ago

Spreads awareness even if someone does it for the fun and doesn’t understand or donate.

Want to save water? Take shorter showers, dry clean your dishes, and don’t buy disposable water bottles.

Stop being haters.

ALS ice bucket challenge.

Posted 1 day ago

1kidsentertainment:

tylertheponyrp:

1kidsentertainment:

when u see the booty

FUCKING BROCK’S EYES

please don’t

Posted 1 day ago

Chemistry… pls… just stop….

Posted 1 day ago

lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

image

Posted 1 day ago
  1. bae: come over
  2. me: do you have food
  3. bae: my parents aren't home
  4. me: are they coming back with food
Posted 3 days ago

When you open your mouth to talk but no words come out